Singing Cop

The Singing Cop is considering renaming his children. Fortunately, I am the elder child and can look back on memories of aggrevating my little brother with a smile. There are many stories; some of which I am not proud. For instance, there was the hide-and-go-seek incident. We, my brother and I, had the ultimate hiding spot (an old barn) when he decides to tell me he has to go to the bathroom. Well, I was not going to allow him to reveal our choice cover. So, I reasoned with him that finding a spot in the corner to answer nature’s call would be just fine. After all, it was a barn. A couple of minutes passed and I am called over to the corner and see my brother with his drawers down and a perplexed look on his face… he never mentioned it was to be a #2.