Don’t I Feel Stupid

My son went outside to shoot some hoops, my daughter left with a friend and my bride went up stairs to do what I don’t even remember. The point is I was alone. Well now, where is that basket of leftovers from last night, I ponder. With the stash finally located, I rummage through for something interesting. I find myself deciding on a ‘fun size’ 3 Musketeers. That will do just fine.

What’s this? In bold type right above the 3 Musketeers logo it says “Glow-In-The-Dark”. Now how cool is that. I take a bite and look at the remainder I am left holding. Hmm, perhaps too much light. I go into the powder room, turn off the light and close the door. Still nothing. Then I glance into my other hand — the one with the wrapper…